127074
04 Feb 13 at 1 am

bvtmv-n:

HAHAHAHA

(Source: mrvizcarrondo, via angelololo)

bvtmv-n:

HAHAHAHA

my friends really know how to make a birthday worth it.

 63084
28 Jan 13 at 11 pm

storiesfromstars:

Dear fucking god that’s a sushi burrito.

(Source: monicadarling, via nguyenteresa)

 139
28 Jan 13 at 11 pm

Booty booty booty

(Source: ume-oui, via rosiecrystal)

Booty booty booty
 32075
24 Aug 12 at 4 pm

My friend/roommate comes home today.

Slenderman will be waiting for her.

(Source: anthemofwar, via destiniyang)

 63699
25 Jul 12 at 4 pm

shhpenis:

omg

(Source: heyheyjen, via caatio)

 48395
21 Jul 12 at 3 pm

jessicathai:

0beytheastr0naut:

team ratchet.

(Source: android18, via jessicathai)

jessicathai:

0beytheastr0naut:

team ratchet.
gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!